Kansas State finally got a 24-year-old gorilla off their back, as the Wildcats upset #2 Kansas 84-75 Wednesday night at Bramlage Coliseum. The victory was K-State’s first home win over the Jayhawks since 1983.

Wonder if the Wildcats’ Bill Walker was able to hold in his excitement.

• DEADSPIN can’t hold in news of Kansas State’s Bill Walker finding relief courtside. And INTENTIONAL FOUL finds moving pictures of the peeing (watch the lower left):

• Is there something we don’t know? AWFUL ANNOUNCING points out that Tom Brady is in the running for Esquire’s Sexiest Woman alive.

• ALL BALLS gets down with their choices of top 10 Soulja Boy dances.

• 100% INJURY RATE has video of 8-year-olds getting a head start in their NHL goon careers:

• STEROID NATION learns that British kids as young as 11 have been juiced up - and not from apples or grapes.

• RIVALFISH wonders which blonde bombshell is next in line for Tony Romo.

• After knocking out the Knicks, FAN IQ finds Kevin Garnett discussing the New York situation and questioning Craig Sager’s fashion sense:

• RUMORS AND RANTS agrees with Philip Rivers that Chargers fans should just shut up.

• How bad are the Jets? VEGAS WATCH discovers they’re underdogs to the NFL’s only winless team.