Brooks will soon be heading cross-country, and we found his perfect vehicle.

• Is Kevin Garnett still cuddling up with an ex-T-Wolves cheerleader?

• Rick Reilly takes his women to the nicest places - like the press box.

• Sexy softball star Taryne Mowatt wants Erin Andrews’ job.

• Bill Parcells isn’t mad, he just didn’t hear Jason Taylor come in.

• A high school girls basketball coach is charged with having a little extra one-on-one with one of her players.

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We can’t believe our ears over the latest turn in the Jason Taylor saga. It’s well known that the Dolphins weren’t too pleased with their defensive star out Dancing With The Stars when he should have been (voluntarily) working out with the team. In fact, Bill Parcells apparently gave Jason the cold shoulder during an earlier visit, and coach Tony Sparano announced that Taylor wouldn’t be coming to camp.

Now everyone seems to be changing their tune. Sparano says he wants Taylor back on the field with the ‘Fins. And Parcells denies giving Jason the big brush-off. And if he did snub Taylor, it wasn’t intentional - Bill just forgot his hearing aids that day. Read more…

Calendars of the SbB Girls could be coming your way by Christmastime.

• Red Sox Nation mourns the loss of two of its greats: David Oritz (placed on the DL) & Hazel Mae (lowballed on a new NESN contract).

• Kimbo Slice hungers for a piece of the boxing pie.

• A one-legged Kentucky youngster is kicking ass in sports.

• Google Maps is quite good at locating Lou Piniella.

• Terrell Owens lambasts Bill Parcells, but he sure looks good doing it.

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You can now count Terrell Owens among the doubters of Bill Parcells’ gridiron genius, as the Cowboys receiver says his former coach is “out of touch” with today’s NFL players.

BLOOMBERG reports on a recent radio interview done with Owens, in which the receiver gives his reaction to the whole Jason Taylor affair.

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Sasha Vujacic’s final shot gave grief to gamblers? You can bet on it!

• Don Shula wonders if new Dolphins prez Bill Parcells is so good, why does he keep changing jobs?

• Best not to block Big Brown during the Belmont, or his trainer’s gonna shoot somebody.

• A high school wrestling coach has been let go after his assistant was trying to suplex Muslim students into Christianity.

• Good to see Jenna Jameson staying in practice for her profession.

• A letter intercepted in jail may help solve the murder of Denver Bronco Darrent Williams.

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The SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL transcribes part of a recent radio interview by Evan Cohen of Don Shula on West Palm’s ESPN 760am about the current state of the Dolphins (which reminds us, we need to book a night at Shula’s *resort* before we move back to L.A. … in-room coffeemakers!).

(No superior room with ocean view for Parcells?)

And in a stunning development, Shula backhanded Parcells while talking about the impact he would have on the franchise. Read more…

Last week, Dolphins coach Tony Sparano announced that Jason Taylor would not be taking part in the team’s training camp this summer. Now the Dancin’ fool has stepped up to respond.

Mike Malloy of the PALM BEACH POST reports that Taylor finally spoke with the media about the workout-missing matter. However, he wasn’t back in Miami just yet. Read more…

Miami Dolphins defensive star & Dancing fool Jason Taylor already said that he was skipping out on Friday’s voluntary mini-camp.

The team’s response? If you’re not coming in on Friday, don’t bother coming in to training camp at all.

The MIAMI HERALD reports that Taylor won’t be showing up during the Dolphins’ summer practice. Coach Tony Sparano announced on Wednesday that Taylor “will not attend any of the team’s minicamps, organized team activities (OTA) or training camp.” He declined to further elaborate or answer any questions from the media.

So, is this the last waltz for Taylor in south Florida? Is he finally free to further pursue his dreams of Hollywood stardom? Will Bill Parcells bid him a tearful goodbye?

Gisele’s not in Maxim’s Hot 100? Looks like it’s time for Tom to trade her in.

• It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! A Cinderella story - caught on tape!

• Why must the children pay for the sins of the mother - especially when it comes to Little League concessions?

• The Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders flock down to the Dominican Republic for their bikini calendar shoot.

• The T-Wolves’ Fred Hoiberg will be bringing along a special stuffed friend to make the NBA Lottery a little more bearable.

• Does Mike Tyson really want a Slice of Kimbo?

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When it comes to off-field activities, it seems that Bill Parcells prefers his players toking up instead of getting down.

While the Dolphins boss isn’t so thrilled with Jason Taylor out dancing with the stars, the Big Tuna doesn’t appear to have a big problem with Ricky Williams and his past herbal recreation.

LARRY BROWN SPORTS lights up the story from the SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL, where the rasta running back says he was sure he would be moved out of Miami once Parcells took over: Read more…