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Dolphins management doesn’t want to go through another Jason Taylor fiasco, so Bill Parcells & Jeff Ireland are informing their players to keep their minds on football and their mouths closed.
And which brash, celebrity-minded Miami roster-seeker is the biggest cause of Bill & Jeff’s concern?
Would you believe kicker Jay Feely?
Brooks will soon be heading cross-country, and we found his perfect vehicle.
• Is Kevin Garnett still cuddling up with an ex-T-Wolves cheerleader?
• Rick Reilly takes his women to the nicest places - like the press box.
• Sexy softball star Taryne Mowatt wants Erin Andrews’ job.
• Bill Parcells isn’t mad, he just didn’t hear Jason Taylor come in.
• A high school girls basketball coach is charged with having a little extra one-on-one with one of her players.
We can’t believe our ears over the latest turn in the Jason Taylor saga. It’s well known that the Dolphins weren’t too pleased with their defensive star out Dancing With The Stars when he should have been (voluntarily) working out with the team. In fact, Bill Parcells apparently gave Jason the cold shoulder during an earlier visit, and coach Tony Sparano announced that Taylor wouldn’t be coming to camp.
Now everyone seems to be changing their tune. Sparano says he wants Taylor back on the field with the ‘Fins. And Parcells denies giving Jason the big brush-off. And if he did snub Taylor, it wasn’t intentional - Bill just forgot his hearing aids that day. Read more…
Calendars of the SbB Girls could be coming your way by Christmastime.
• Red Sox Nation mourns the loss of two of its greats: David Oritz (placed on the DL) & Hazel Mae (lowballed on a new NESN contract).
• Kimbo Slice hungers for a piece of the boxing pie.
• A one-legged Kentucky youngster is kicking ass in sports.
• Google Maps is quite good at locating Lou Piniella.
• Terrell Owens lambasts Bill Parcells, but he sure looks good doing it.
You can now count Terrell Owens among the doubters of Bill Parcells’ gridiron genius, as the Cowboys receiver says his former coach is “out of touch” with today’s NFL players.
BLOOMBERG reports on a recent radio interview done with Owens, in which the receiver gives his reaction to the whole Jason Taylor affair.
Sasha Vujacic’s final shot gave grief to gamblers? You can bet on it!
• Don Shula wonders if new Dolphins prez Bill Parcells is so good, why does he keep changing jobs?
• Best not to block Big Brown during the Belmont, or his trainer’s gonna shoot somebody.
• A high school wrestling coach has been let go after his assistant was trying to suplex Muslim students into Christianity.
• Good to see Jenna Jameson staying in practice for her profession.
• A letter intercepted in jail may help solve the murder of Denver Bronco Darrent Williams.
The SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL transcribes part of a recent radio interview by Evan Cohen of Don Shula on West Palm’s ESPN 760am about the current state of the Dolphins (which reminds us, we need to book a night at Shula’s *resort* before we move back to L.A. … in-room coffeemakers!).
(No superior room with ocean view for Parcells?)
And in a stunning development, Shula backhanded Parcells while talking about the impact he would have on the franchise. Read more…
