The Much Funnier Version Of “Wedding Crashers”

We’re sure NASCAR executives trying to lock down deals with upscale advertisers will be pleased with the ORLANDO SENTINEL’s breakdown of the infield denizens attending this year’s Daytona 500:

John Parker, a St. Petersburg carpenter, and his friends sleep in tents and shower with water piped from a garbage can heated by a turkey fryer.

Hank Evitts, 48, of Leonardtown, Md., hangs a plastic deer head from a tiki bar at the front of his RV site. What startles passers-by is when the deer’s lips move and it starts talking to them — Evitts controls it through a wireless microphone.

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Brilliant. Well, there’s at least one company that fits that air condition-free target demographic perfectly.

Our favorite part of the piece though involved a South Florida couple who, like many of their fellow NASCAR fans, is a little down on their luck. Read more…