BRADY QUINN DONS USC JERSEY AFTER LOSING IRISH BET: Even after graduating, Brady Quinn can’t escape the futility that has engulfed the Notre Dame program:

CBS SPORTSLINE reports Quinn had to wear a USC jersey Wednesday after losing a bet. The ex-Irish QB made the wager with ex-Trojan signal-caller Rodney Peete over last Saturday’s game, with USC pounding ND, 38-0.So, for the day’s interview, the Browns QB pulled the #10 cardinal-and-gold item out of his locker, and slipped it on. But Brady did come prepared: “That’s why I’ve got extra layers on, so it doesn’t actually touch any part of my body.”

After the chat was over, Quinn quickly ripped off the jersey and threw it in the trash.We hope Brady makes room in his closet for some Navy, Air Force, Duke and Stanford apparel.

KIMMY SHOWS SHE’S NO SAINT BY BEATING AROUND BUSH: Kim Kardashian, supposedly dating Saints RB Reggie Bush, showed up in New York looking for a new lap to straddle:

I DON’T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY reports that Kim was at the launch of Lorraine Schwartz’s Diamond Monkey collection “trying to get on the lap of any rapper she could find.”

After being rebuffed by the likes of Pharrell Williams, she finally settled on getting freaky with Fabolous.

If Kimmy’s crass cavorting keeps up, Reggie is going to need a new date for the BET Awards.