UPDATE: Photos of the couple here.
The DES MOINES REGISTER (via the MINNY TRIBUNE), has an unintentionally amusing interview the Iowa woman caught having sex in a Metrodome bathroom stall during the recent Minnesota-Iowa football game.
Lois Feldman, who was fired today from her job as an adminstrator at an assisted living center, says the incident has, “ruined my life.”
All the more amazing when you consider Feldman claims she had no idea who she had sex with. Read more…
Having sex in the bathroom stall at a football game. A pair of Buffalo Bills fans might have started it with a dirty tryst at Ralph Wilson Stadium, but it looks like the phenomenon has made its way to the college game as well. The MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE says that a couple were arrested during Saturday night’s Minnesota vs. Iowa game for making the beast with two incredibly disgusting backs, to the delight of a cheering crowd.
Fans having sex at the Metrodome? I hope someone handed them a spare Homer Hankie when they were done. And I certainly hope that they practiced safe sex - it gives new meaning to “The Baggie” - although I can’t imagine that very much can be considered “safe” when you are having sex in a bathroom stall.
Is there anything more romantic than attending a football game with your loved one? Just the two of you, in your favorite player’s jersey, surrounded by 50,000 loud-mouthed drunks watching a bunch of giants trying to kill each other. It just doesn’t get any more romantic than that.
Of course, the problem is that attending such an amorous event leads to you wanting to have sex with your love right there on the spot, and in our puritan society it’s considered immoral to copulate in public. So doing so right there in your seats is nearly impossible to pull off when there are so many others encompassing you. Thankfully the only thing more romantic than a football game is a bathroom stall.
CAMP RANDALL COED COUPLE CAUGHT SEXING IN A STALL: The MADISON (WI) CAPITAL TIMES reports that a coed couple was cited for having sex in the bathroom at Camp Randall Stadium on Sept. 1 during the Badgers 42-21 beatdown of Washington State.
Excerpt: “According to UW Police Officer Gerard Pehler, he was assisting a fan who had fallen due to heat exhaustion when a bystander approached and asked him, ‘Can you do anything about two having sex in the women’s restroom stall?’“‘They’re going at it pretty good,’ added the fan.”
The couple was (loudly) asked twice to stop before they finally finished and began pulling up their pants. One problem though, the woman didn’t have much luck, as hers were inside out.The unnamed duo appear in court today on charges of disorderly conduct. If they skate, might L.A. Coliseum coeds soon explore the USC endzone in search of a Trojan safety?
(Hat tip - EDSBS.)