Again?! Benny The Bull Blows Apart Fan’s Arm

Benny the Bull, the furball malcontent who works as the mascot for the Chicago Bulls, has struck again. Not content with attacking police, shooting Kevin Garnett in the back, and getting into fights on “Jerry Springer, Benny has started (allegedly) assaulting fans with high-fives.

Benny the Bull

(Bad to the #*&$%!$#*%ing bone)

Dr. Don Kalant Sr., a dentist in the western suburbs of Chicago, became entranced by the charismatic Mr. Bull as Benny whipped the crowd in the very expensive seats into a frenzy. Thus lulled, Benny lured Kalant into putting his arm up for a high-five.

And that’s when the animal snapped.

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