If you’re currently reading this in Beijing, you might want to walk away from the computer for a bit, maybe go out, get some lunch (our advice: stay away from the “steamed pullet”) and by the time you come back, the rest of the page will (hopefully) be completely downloaded. You see, Beijing is having themselves some problems with teh Internetz.
And it’s not just a simple fix of Beijing popping up a few more modems & running a few more cables to account for the massive influx of people, because many of these people want to access COMPLETELY FORBIDDEN AND RESTRICTED WEBSITES(!) - which, according to China, is pretty much everything on the Internet. Even LOLcats.