TIGER WOODS BOGEYS ON BABY DAUGHTER’S BAPTISM: Tiger Woods may or may not have sold his soul to the devil to achieve such great success, but the golfer may be going to hell, anyway, after skipping out on his baby’s baptism:

YOU BEEN BLINDED reports how Woods missed out on the sacred celebration for his daughter Sam in Sweden. The ceremony took place last weekend in Stockholm, attended by mother Elin Nordegren and her family.Meanwhile, it appears the golfer formerly known as Eldrick traded holy water for water hazards, as reports say he was spotted at a charity tournament in California.

A family member couldn’t explain Tiger’s absence, saying, “Everybody was very surprised over the fact that Tiger did not show up.”

Afraid of attracting too much media attention, the baptism was held in a gym instead of a church. So, despite Daddy’s ditching, little Sam wasn’t missing any dumbbells, after all.

BRIDGET’S BABY OFFICIALLY NOT PART OF BRADY BUNCH: It’s now official - Tom Brady’s bundle of joy will not carry on the Patriot’s name:

TMZ documents the State of California birth certificate of John Edward Thomas Moynahan, the result of relations between the New England QB and Bridget Moynahan. The couple split right before the actress announced her pregnancy.

However, Gisele Bundchen’s latest boy-toy was somehow able to toss in his first name for part of the kid’s middle moniker.Wonder if Bill Belichick videotaped the delivery.

WE LOVE JEN, BUT THIS REALLY BORDERS ON CHILD ABUSE: Softball honey (and all-around amazing Mom) Jennie Finch is planning to bring her adorable, 15-month-old baby Ace Shane to the Beijing Olympics with her next year.

Finch: “It looks like it right now, he is [coming]. He actually went with me a year ago when we went there, so he’s already been there, done that. So we’ll go back and show him the Great Wall again.

“I know it is [a long plane flight]. He was 2 1/2 months last time we went over, and it’s going to be a different story this next year.“The plane flight is the last thing we’re worried about. If forcing a baby to endure Beijing’s pollution and the U.S. women’s softball prelims against Micronesia isn’t child abuse, we don’t know what is.