B-Ball Genius Shows Off Million-Dollar Bank Shots

CARPE CRUSTULUM bounces over video of a juggling juggernaut by the name of Tim Nolan. While he’s got great expertise in handling little rubber balls (go ahead, get your little juvenile jokes out of the way), it’s the numerous ways he can score nothing but net that’s really impressive:

We expect the Mavericks, Raptors, Rockets, Suns & Wizards to all offer Tim immediate contracts.

Or at least he could get a chance with the Washington Generals. It’s about time to fight fire with fire against those zany Harlem Globetrotters!