PANTHERS’ D MIGHT HAVE SCUTTLED GARCIA’S MARRIAGE: NAPKIN NIGHTS has photos from the birthday party of Jeff Garcia’s nudie model wife, Carmella DeCesare, at Bellagio’s “Light” (was the Barbary Coast smoking lounge unavailable).

If DeCesare’s Gumby-like elastic reax is any indication, it appears the bi-curious bi-coastal NFL QB might’ve been in need of some Cepacol.

And based on DeCesare’s subsequent blanched look, perhaps Garcia showing off last season’s escapability manuever on Julius Peppers (or is that the two step drop?) wasn’t such a great idea either.