The owner of the Cleveland Browns has denied rumors that he’s fleeing the country in order to take hands-on control of his English soccer club.
(”Let’s see - am I supposed to go to Game 6 or Game 9?“)
Jeff Schudel of the WILLLOUGHBY (OH) NEWS-HERALD reports that Randy Lerner, who purchased the Aston Villa club in 2006, retorts any reports from English newspapers that he plans to take up permanent residence across the Pond. Read more…
SOCCER PLAYER CAUGHT ON WEBCAM W/HANDS ON BALLS: WITH LEATHER via YOU BEEN BLINDED finds an English soccer player with a perverted pre-game ritual:
Aston Villa striker Ashley Young was caught stroking his own goalpost to a webcam watcher hours before England’s match against Russia.
As he went on with his one-man show, Young was also texting the female viewer about all the activities he would love to do with (and to) her. With more asterisks than Barry Bonds’ last season at bat, NEWS OF THE WORLD posted these proposals:
“I’d love to lick ur ****** making them nice and ****…yeh babe, teasing ur ****.
“I wanna have my **** between ur **** and u ****ing the top of my ****.”
The aghast gal was shocked at the dick-splay, saying, “I’d gone on for some flirty chat but what I got was a randy sex addict.”
Despite the naughty bits broadcast, the woman did offer one big compliment: “He’s got an impressive package, but I was amazed he could just show it off like that.”