Blog-O-Rama: Greg Oden Sells Himself Quite Well

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS would buy anything Greg Oden was selling, based on his performance in this ESPN The Magazine ad:

• CRASHBURN ALLEY draws up news of John Kruk appearing on “Aqua Teen Hunger Force“.• TIRICO SUAVE has some suggestions for anyone thinking of starting up a Dana Jacobson-inspired sports blog.

• WAGGLE ROOM swings over news that the Australian Women’s Open is in financial trouble.

Maria Sharapova Ana Ivanovic glamor shots

Maybe they should take a cue from the other Aussie Women’s Open.

• DC SPORTS BOG takes a hair-raising look at the Patriots’ playoff beards.

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Carl From Aqua Teen Hunger Force Helps Explain the BCS Situation

CARL FROM “ATHF” CUTS THROUGH ALL THE BS OF THE BCS: Confused by the whole BCS situation? WITH LEATHER digs up a fresh viewpoint to help better clarify the collegiate post-season.

Here’s Carl from the Adult Swim series “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”, putting some perspective on what he fondly calls the “Bad College Stupid”:


On the potential of a Missouri-West Virginia title game: “I could give a flying f—.”On the undefeated Rainbow Warriors of Hawaii: “Maybe they can play the chocolate unicorn elves at the Fruity Candy-Ass Bowl in Never Never Land!

Mark Mangino Borat Azamat Nude Scene

On the success of Kansas coach Mark Mangino: “There ain’t enough Gatorade in the world to soak the multiple mucous- encrusted rolls in his neck alone.”As an added bonus, Carl heaps out some scorn on Giants QB Eli Manning and his performance vs. the Vikings:

Eli Manning

I saw you at the press conference, Eli, smiling and saying that you learned from the game. 4 interceptions? 3 for touchdowns? Oh, did you learn not to throw it to the big guys in the purple shirts?“I’m pissed! And I got an American right to be so!