Having been beaten back to the border fence by legal and political forces for trying to require English competency in her players, LPGA commissioner Carolyn Bivens’ ladies will have to revert to old standbys to keep the league in the public’s eye: Donald Trump’s loins.
(Quick quiz: What languages does she speak? Do you care? Are you even reading this now? Exactly.)
Natalie Gulbis, somehow expert at the ways of public relations despite a sub-par 2008 season thus far, has managed to secure a spot in this season’s “Apprentice”, according to El Trump Primero himself. We expect that marketing savvy is exactly what drew Trump to young Ms. Gulbis. NBC has yet to confirm, but has Trump ever lied to us?