Apparently the jet set lifestyle of a college basketball player at Cal Poly isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. I always imagined being a member of the Mustangs would be a wonderful life - a life filled with money, women, and all the knee braces a man could ever dream of. Looks like that was all just a ploy used by the school to lure us in.

That’s what happened to poor Anthony Di Loreto. Upon arriving in San Luis Obispo, he was confronted with the harsh reality that he would not be living the glamor life after all, and when that happens, you really only have one move left to make.

Start robbing banks.

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