Video: KC Chiefs Lineman Smith Is Genital Giant

49ers offensive lineman Anthony Davis accused Chiefs defensive lineman Shaun Smith of grabbing him in the groin region last Sunday in Kansas City.

Video: Shaun Smith grabs Anthony Davis

(Hed Slap: Dan Patrick Show)

The video below confirms the claim by Davis.
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Lawsuit: Two Bucs Pancaked Man At Tampa IHOP

The COURTHOUSE NEWS SERVICE says that a man is suing Tampa Bay Buccaneers Anthony Davis and Michael Bennett over a fracas that took place at an IHOP back in October. In the suit, Brian Gordon alleges that Davis and Bennett (along with a third man) battered him in the parking lot of the IHOP, to the point that the restaurant added him to the menu as the new Fish ‘n’ Chips special. Get it? Because he was battered.

IHOP

I’m shocked at the allegations. Not that they involve NFL players allegedly acting like complete idiots - there’s nothing surprising there. But that it happened at an IHOP. Everyone knows that if there’s drunken mayhem to happen at a late night restaurant, it should be happening at a Waffle House. (Just ask Kid Rock.)

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Former USC Great Shows Off His Nike Whack Suit

As usual, Paul Lukas at UNI WATCH BLOG scares up a great pic this morning. Today’s he’s got autograph-charging Anthony Davis on the sideline of the USC-Washington game last week:

Anthony Davis Nike Suit

T. J. Simers of the LOS ANGELES TIMES described the look in a recent column, in which he also spanked Davis for charging for autographs before the game. Read more…

Down And Out Athlete? Watch Out For LA Times!

Former USC tailback Anthony Davis’ supposed bleak financial condition is well-known here in Southern California. Davis has been so desperate for attention in the past that he agreed to have his gastric bypass surgery televised. So there Davis was last Saturday, set up at a tailgate area before the USC-UW game, selling his autograph for $10.

Anthony Davis

(Can’t we save the long knives for another former USC tailback?)

Lucky for Davis that T.J. Simers of the LOS ANGELES TIMES also happened to be there, ready to drop the hammer on his dastardly activities.

When Simers asked Davis, “is it really cool to charge for your autograph?”, everything would’ve been fine is A.D. had just answered, “Hell yeah! Mind your own damn business.”

Sadly, Davis didn’t though. Read more…