I know many of you won’t get this reference, but here we go:

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This should snuff out the nasty rumor that the ATP is mulling allowing the deceased to qualify for European tour stops. (H/T Fark Sports)

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty - never videotape your perverted Nazi party.

• Does ex-New England Patriot Kenyatta Jones need a diaper on the dance floor? Depends.

• It was a hot time at last night’s Wrestlemania, and not just because Floyd Mayweather Jr. won his wrasslin’ debut.

• Anonymous sports cheap shots are only done by unsavory bloggers - and MIAMI HERALD columnist Barry Jackson.

• Looks like this Rays’ bullpen coach has the best seat in the house.

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We sure have had a run of the New York tabloids getting things wrong lately. First there was the NEW YORK POST’s bogus report on Tiger Woods buying a Hamptons mansion. Then the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS mistakenly reported Sean Avery was involved in the same prostitution ring as Eliot Spitzer. And now, the Daily News completely whiffs on Andy’s Roddick’s personal life.

PEOPLE mag reports that Roddick wrote on his personal site today that he is officially engaged to SI pseudo-nudie model Brooklyn Decker. Meanwhile, yesterday the Daily News had a very different accounting of Roddick’s life with the ladies.
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• LION IN OIL has photogenic samples of His Mighty Airness enjoying his air a little too much:

• At least it wasn’t steroids: 411 MANIA makes a wrong turn to the ring, as former WWE star and current TNA wrestler Kurt Angle was arrested for drunk driving.

• DEADSPIN isn’t so high on a college backup back who planted some plants in a teammate’s dorm room - and we ain’t talkin’ begonias.

• YAHOO! has the ink on the new tattoo for Golden State’s Stephen Jackson: a pair of praying hands holding a gun:

• PRAY FOR MOJO knows the Yankees are looking good for the post-season, as A-Rod makes a pre-playoff salon visit.

• Speaking of Lucky 13, PART MULE keeps an eye out for the stork, as Mr. & Mrs. Rodriguez are expecting kid #2.

• Meanwhile, 100% INJURY RATE wish they used better protection, as Lance Briggs’ baby mama is suing the Bears LB - but for what, they’re not quite sure:

• DC SPORTS BOG turns off the tube, as many Redskins on their bye week passed on watching any football at all.

• RANDBALL sips up news that Andy Roddick wants you to drink him all in, as the tennis star is shilling a new sports beverage.

• BRUINS NATION takes offense to the play calling of UCLA coach Karl Dorrell:

• WITH LEATHER gives a toast to the mayor of Boston, as he asks Red Sox fans and alcohol providers alike to drink and sell responsibly.

• THE SPORTS HERNIA gets in shape, as they check out some NBA training camp routines.

• The LONG BEACH PRESS-TELEGRAM reports some veterans are asking the NFL to help release government documents regarding Pat Tillman’s death:

• LA OBSERVED has the heartwarming story of a Tijuana intern turned sports reporter for the Los Angeles Times.

• SIGNAL TO NOISE checks their briefs, as Barry Bonds is wrangling up some lawyers.

• Headline from the ARIZONA REPUBLIC: “Mickelson commits to play Fry’s Open in Scottsdale“:

Just one question: McDonalds or Burger King?

• Mike Bianchi of the ORLANDO SENTINEL says the Bucs stop here…at being an honest organization.

• The DAILY TELEGRAPH reports some soccer stars decide where to play if their wives like to shop there.

• Shaq Diesel travels off the beaten path in a visit to China:

We’re not sure if his parting words were, “Ching chong yang wah ah soh.”

• A church conference attendee on seeing Tommy Lasorda in an Indiana restaurant: “I thought he was a brethren pastor.”

• It appears the ladies love to just watch Andy Roddick swat some balls around.

• BERECRUITED SPORTSWRAP tells us Kevin Garnett’s Celtics jersey is selling like hotcakes: