Blog-A-Roni: Trade Favre To Sox, Manny To Pack

• TIRICO SUAVE pitches the best solution to everyone’s problems - trade Brett Favre to the Red Sox & Manny Ramirez to the Packers.

Manny Ramirez Brett Favre

• Meanwhile, BABES LOVE BASEBALL flashes a funny sign calling out the bothersome Boston ballplayer

• ENTERTAINMENT WISE hikes up news that Tony Romo may or may not lead the Cowboys to the Super Bowl, but he does have Jessica Simpson feeling better about her body.

• THAT’S RACIN’ finds NASCAR going the opposite direction of many U.S. corporations by moving a race from Mexico to Iowa.

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Somebody Forgot To Tell The Jazz They’re In Utah

FREE DARKO unearths the rarest of finds, a party in Utah. As a bonus, it involves the Utah Jazz.

Andrei Kirilenko

(Not Andrei’s lovely wife - inset)

The photos appear to be from the Jazz Christmas party, and it looks like a couple players and staffers might’ve indulged in a few too many Mai Tais.

Utah Jazz Party Andrei Kirilenko

The origin of the pics are from a Russian site featuring Andrei Kirilenko (finally our packed-away Russian pocket translator will come in handy).

ESPN The Magazine reports on the strange ma…

ESPN The Magazine reports on the strange marriage deal between Utah Jazz player Andrei Kirilenko and his wife, Russian pop star Masha Lopatova.

As part of their matrimony agreement, Lopatova has provided him with an "‘allowance’ of one night per year with another woman." Since Kirilenko plays most of his games in Mormon-dominated Utah, that should make him feel right at home.