Foreman’s Son ‘Pokes’ Winehouse, New Breasts

Frankly speaking, George Foreman’s sons have not been pulling their weight. There’s what, five of them? And as far as I know they haven’t been in the news at all — not so much as a DUI. Feh. But wait, what’s this?

George Foreman III, Amy Winehouse

George Foreman III, 27, is possibly dating Amy Winehouse? Now we’re talkin’. Actually they’re probably not dating, but what Foreman did recently makes for an infinitely better headline: He poked her on Facebook. And apparently she poked him back. Is that how it goes? Sorry, I’m old fashioned — I don’t believe young people should go past friending on a first date. Read more…

Tennis Loses A Hottie: Sharapova Out For 2008

It looks like the women’s tennis tour is going to be down one ingenue for the rest of the year: DOWN THE LINE! reports that Maria Sharapova has officially shut her season down because of the injured right shoulder that kept her out of the US Open. Too much time lifting up that stupid yippy dog so she could take pictures, perhaps? (Man oh man do I hate that dog - I’d like to see Maria see how fast of a first serve she could get by using it instead of a ball.)

Maria Sharapova

As she said on her website, rehab is taking her longer than expected, so she’s pulling out of her remaining dates for the year. (Note: the previous sentence could also apply to Amy Winehouse, making it the only thing the two have in common.)

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