Romo & Simpson Rumored To Be Getting Hitched

Cowboys fans can keep cringing, as Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson could soon be tying the knot:

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson at Hawaii airport

Shaq & Kidd’s new team debuts could have gone better.

Amani Toomer doesn’t really Hail to the Victors much these days.

The Lakers’ Coby Karl had a busy Tuesday, playing two pro basketball games back to back.

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Ex-Wolverine Toomer Not So Tight w/Alma Mater

We’re not sure how tight Amani Toomer’s Super Bowl ring fits on his finger, but it has to be tighter than his relationship with alma mater Michigan.

Amani Toomer

MY TEAMS ARE CURSED tips us off to the DETROIT FREE PRESS holding a little Q&A with the Giants receiver. In the interview, Toomer tells of his strained relations with former college chums. Read more…

It’s Always Advisable To Have A Backup Party Plan

News worth repeating, now that your Giant hangover should be gone by now:

Amani Toomer will have to go somewhere else for fun, now that the Pats’ victory parties are off.

Amani Toomer Tom Brady Super Bowl

• Although he watched from somewhere other than his team’s sideline, Jeremy Shockey sooth-sees a Giants repeat - as stated in a FHM spread from 2003.

• Best wishes to ESPN NFL reporter Len Pasquarelli, who had heart surgery last weekend.

Phil Mickelson was having too much fun at the FBR Open to go to the Big Game, so he gave his tickets away.

Tom Petty tries to one-up Prince in phallic halftime show symbolism.

Tom Petty Phallic Image At Super Bowl

• SI’s Arash Markazi breaks down all the Super Bowl parties you weren’t allowed to attend. Sadly though, Heidi Montag’s rack wasn’t ranked.

Michael Vick will get to keep almost $20 million in bonus money from the Falcons. That’s an awful lot of prison cigarettes.

• Been hankering to see that “Perfectville” spot with Mercury Morris & the ‘72 Dolphins crew? Who hasn’t?!

 

Toomer: Pats Were “Inviting Us To Their Parties”

The more you peel back layers from the aftermath of the Giants’ upset last night, the more it looks like the Patriots weren’t mentally or physically prepared.

Randy Moss made it clear after the loss what he thought of the Patriots coaching staff, saying “The Giants had a better game plan than we did, they came ready to play four quarters.

Patriots fans party

Giants receiver Amani Toomer though gives us the most telling glance into the Patriots’ mindset.

The SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE reports Toomer said, “They were inviting us to their (victory) parties after the game. They showed us no respect.

Did the Patriots still party after the loss? We know at least one guy who did, no doubt.