OLY SWIMMER AMANDA BEARD PLAYBOY PHOTOS SURFACE: The new Amanda Beard nude PLAYBOY photos have officially wildfired the internet. Here’s a highly-edited, cursory glance:

Of course, Beard is in prime condition - as she must’ve consulted Hooters bikini contest participants on their three-week bread and water-diet before the shoot.

And though makeup mashup and photoshopping is of course prevalent, these might be the first PLAYBOY photos I have an affinity for since Pauly Shore was last seen offering controlled substances refreshing mints to Mansion guests on a tray.

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