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Headline of the day (so far), courtesy of REUTERS:
You’d have to be pretty emboldened to prepare for a speech to the ladies in that fashion. Wonder what Olympians are part of this particular pep talk.
We’ve uncovered some interesting photos of sports celebrities holding a toilet contraption being marketed by some site called MR. BUTTWASHER. The apparent endorsers include Olympic swimmer-turned-nudie model Amanda Beard:
(Makeup!)
John Salley and Rodney Peete also posed for piccies with the buttwashing mechanism, which is also called the “miracle toilet faucet.” Read more…
We discovered something rather interesting today. Fox TV’s “Best Damn Sports Show” is still airing original episodes. Seriously, we had no idea until we received a press release this week touting Amanda Beard as a new, permanent “correspondent” for the show.
Not surprisingly, GoDaddy.com is all over her appearances for the FSN production, which we quit watching when they got rid of that cool Rolling Rock basement bar-looking set.
Safe to say having Beard on the show will be an improvement on the current “Best Damn” output (so long as she’s breathing). Especially based on what we hear about her role on the show (thankfully, there’s no serious reportage).
AMANDA BEARD WILL NOT BE THE BUTT OF YOUR JOKES: TMZ.com has Amanda Beard giving herself a wedgie in front of boyfriend Sacha Brown:
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After seeing her most recent commercial, we’ll take the back over the front:
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And so will, apparently, B.J.:
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PRESENTING THE NEXT VIDEO TO BE KICKED OFF YOUTUBE: Today’s YouTube video to be taken down in about an hour features Seahawks kicker Josh Brown lighting up Devin Hester last Sunday:
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Once the video is thrown down the stairs by NFL boiler roomers, here’s something to keep you somewhat occupied (no, it’s not a link to Amanda Beard outtakes).
AMANDA BEARD FLASHES FOR DOT COM IN “SHOCK” SPOT: Here’s a sneak of Amanda Beard’s new GoDaddy.com spot called “shock”. Yes, she does *flash* in the spot … sort of:
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If you can’t watch, the ad consists of Beard in a robe talking to a sleazy Chatsworth Hollywood director-type who is coaxing her to open her robe and “shock the world“.(Nudie model) Beard: “I don’t know.”
(Meatball) Director: “You’re a Go Daddy Girl now, right? It’s national TV. You showing them off is gonna be huge.”
(Nudie model) Beard: “All right.”
Beard then stands up and opens her robe - flashing her medals. No, really, she does.
The ARIZONA REPUBLIC reports that “network censors limited [the ad] to running only during [ESPN’s] game broadcasts or on ABC-TV after 9pm.”
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The commercial will debut during the Miami-Virginia game tomorrow night. And after seeing the ad, it’s safe to say that Erin Andrews stuffing a tuna fish hoagie betwixt her lovely lips is much more provocative.
• DEADSPIN spots a tasty dish, as they hunger for a mouthful of Erin Andrews:
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• Speaking of the sideline siren, IGN jiggles their joystick at news that Erin will be appearing in the newest edition of EA Sports’ March Madness.• BLACK ATHLETE offers a preview clip of “Blood Equity”, a documentary about retired NFL players, and the medical hardships many face without much help from the league.
• WKMG reports Urban Meyer may give the Florida football captaincy back to unsafe safety Tony Joiner:
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The Gators coach probably just wants to spare himself from any death threats.• Scott Wolf of INSIDE USC crunches the numbers, and the Trojans’ strength of schedule would rank 107 out of 120.
• Speaking of the succumbers to Stanford, Arizona’s UA SPORTS FANS BLOG believes the troubles in Troy may have started when former offensive coordinator Norm Chow said sayonara to the southland.
• In wake of the Hurricanes’ close shave against Georgia Tech, MIAMI SPORTS BLOG has this hair-raising pic of a UM fan showing his unique grooming style:
