There Is No Sex In The Ralph Wilson Stadium Stall

Is there anything more romantic than attending a football game with your loved one?  Just the two of you, in your favorite player’s jersey, surrounded by 50,000 loud-mouthed drunks watching a bunch of giants trying to kill each other.  It just doesn’t get any more romantic than that.

Of course, the problem is that attending such an amorous event leads to you wanting to have sex with your love right there on the spot, and in our puritan society it’s considered immoral to copulate in public.  So doing so right there in your seats is nearly impossible to pull off when there are so many others encompassing you.   Thankfully the only thing more romantic than a football game is a bathroom stall.

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