Brown football players don’t exactly get a lot of press. Then again, most of them aren’t dating two-time Olympian and general machine of gymnastic voluptuousness Alicia Sacramone. But there’s always the exception to the rule, and ladies and gentlemen, we now know who the exception to that rule is: defensive back Eric Hunt!

(Yup. She has [...]

Mark Teixeira is a Yankee. It’s a crushing blow to, well, just about every team outside of New York. The big fish — Red Sox, Angels — wanted him. The little fish — Orioles, Nationals — wanted him even more. Still, if you thought one of those jilted big fish was about to wade [...]

We’ve all seen those wonderful cheerleader blooper videos. But like posts feature hazing on club rugby teams, lecherous JV girls basketball coaches and John Daly, they’re mostly spent.

But here’s a gem from Youtube, just posted, that shows a poor NBA Sixers cheerleader falling on her head. She popped right up after the fall, so she [...]

• Mark Cuban’s been caught doing a little trading – of the inside variety.

(Let’s see Cuban dance his way out of this one)
Although the SEC is P.O.’ed and his MLB ownership chances are D.O.A., it’s doubtful M.C. will go to J-A-I-L.
• There are ties in the NFL? Donovan McNabb doesn’t believe it! (And neither does [...]

Today ran across the photo on the right of Alicia Sacramone.

Does she looks a little, ahem, smaller in that shot than the one of the left?

Hey SbBers! Hope your weekend went well. If those of you in the Midwest could ship some of your snow SoCal’s way, we’d appreciate it. You know, with the wildfires & such. We can’t even tell the smoke from the smog.
Speaking of hot topics, today’s SbB Clever Caption Contest features a very tantalizing & toasty [...]

• Even though the Olympics are over, gymnast Alicia Sacramone is still going for the gold by trying to land a TV gig.

• Gilbert Arenas shows his support for President-Elect Barack Obama by tattooing his fingers.
• A Buffalo sportswriter leaves a high school football game early – by falling down the press box stairs.
• No [...]

The BOSTON HERALD reports that “Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone is doing back-flips trying to land a TV gig to showcase her love of fashion and design.”

The Herald has the intimate details of Sacramone’s quest to land a reality show, which include a “sort of test reel – for Bravo, A & E, Style and MTV.”

You [...]

• Chris Cooley is sorry for accidentally posting pics of his penis online – but not as sorry as we are for seeing it.

(OK, last shot we’ll show of Chris Cooley in short shorts – we promise)
• Turns out DeSean Jackson’s penchant for celebrating TDs prematurely is nothing new.
• Meanwhile, Tony Kornheiser celebrates NFL Hispanic [...]

Life’s pretty good for Jed Lowrie right now. He’s gone from the minors to full-time starting shortstop for the Boston Red Sox in a matter of weeks, and now he is making the moves on everyone’s favorite silver-medal-toting gymnast.

Alicia Sacramone will apparently attend the September 24th Sox-Indians game as Lowrie’s special guest. But Lowrie maintains [...]