• Sorry, fellas - Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima is officially off the market after eloping with Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric.

• Meanwhile, fellow lovely lingerie poser Gisele Bundchen has finally made an honest man out of Tom Brady.

• Could Gina Carano soon be following in Adriana’s & Gisele’s high heels? After all, she just did a spread for Maxim - while her bra is up for bids.

• Speaking of awesome auctions, a Mickey Mantle-autographed “F*** Yogi” baseball was on the block. But Mickey’s son may be calling foul.

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Hey readers! It’s time for another stupefying SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we show off UCLA Bruin Alfred Aboya looking all awkwardly agog:

So, what has Alfred alarmed? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing! And don’t be so shocked if you win!

GUTTY LITTLE BRUINS sent this video over from the UW-UCLA game yesterday. It has Washington’s Tim Morris firing a rocket inbounds pass directly into the face of UCLA’s Alfred Aboya.

After the game Aboya, who suffered an orbital bone fracture, had the classiest comment we’ve seen in awhile: “They were doing everything they could to win. It’s allowed.” Read more…