Black Mambas Frequently Make Her Heart Flutter

Kobe Bryant pimped his latest Nike shoe today on Fox Business Channel, and his intro of the “Nike Zoom III” sneaker was a double entendre delight.

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Bryant: “(The shoe is) patterned after a black mamba – a snake – but it’s also a nickname of mine.

Shouldn’t that have been, “it’s patterned after a black mamba, a snake of mine“? (ok, maybe not). Read more…

Alexis Glick Gushes Over Joe Theismann, Calls Him Most Handsome NFLer Ever

MONEY HONEY LIKES ‘EM BLOATED, BEET-RED AND BITTER: From what we understand, the new Fox Business Channel is off to a rip-roaring start. And while CNBC has brown-eyed beauty Maria Bartiromo, Fox counters with their own “Money Honey” Alexis Glick:

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Glick’s bio claims she’s a massive sports fan, and we believe it, especially considering her comment to Joe Theismann following an interview today on FBC with the bloated, beet-red and bitter one: “You might be the most handsome football player I’ve ever sat next to.

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That makes one of you, Alexis.