Meyer Still Has Hopes to Make Urban Legend at ND

• Gator Nation gasps as Urban Meyer still has his eyes on the Irish job.

Urban Meyer Touchdown Jesus

Cole Hamels gets all choked up when talking about the New York Mets.

• Pimpin’ ain’t easy - especially when you’re trying to blackmail Al Unser, Jr.

• It’s hard to tell which is more frightening to look at - “Forest Faces”, or the face on this Michael Jordan figurine.

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Unser Pays Pimp to Hide “Compromising” Video

Famed open-wheel racer Al Unser, Jr.’s name popped up in an indictment against an Albuquerque, NM, pimp when the local district attorney alleged the businessman of ill repute told Unser that video of the Indy 500 champ in a “compromising position” could accidentally surface in the public space unless large stacks of cash pressed the tape back down. And Unser paid.

Al Unser Jr.

(Al in 2007 just doing it wrong)

The strip club maven (and, again, sex middleman) demanded $750,000, but it’s not clear how much Unser put down on his lavish getaway from scandal.  The district attorney insists Unser didn’t pay for sex, but we suspect the string of decisions that lead the aged scion of the Unser clan to even know this charming fellow could leave numerous embarrassing options open.
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