Vick Celebrates Freedom With Iverson, Strippers

Michael Vick is a free man, no longer under federal custody, whether in a prison or under house arrest. He’s may do as he pleases, provided it’s, y’know, legal.

Fat Guy and Stripper
(Vick really let himself go in prison. Also he’s 15 years older and pasty white.)

And really, honestly,  when it comes to pleasing activities, is there anything more immediately effective than an evening at the strip club? Wait, we’re getting an update - there is something better than just hitting the strip club: amateur night, baby! (UPDATE: Vick’s attorney categorically denies Vick was present or even in Virginia Beach.)

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