“It’s A Dutch Oven, And The French Are Toast!”

It’s not like we’re purposefully serving up so much scatological sports news, but this one was too good to, um, “pass” up.

AWFUL ANNOUNCING releases video (passed along by REAL CLEAR SPORTS) of ESPN soccer announcer Adrian Healey, who came up with a comical comment during Friday’s Netherlands-France match-up.

Wesley Sneijder had just notched a goal for the Nederlanders, the fourth & final dagger into the French. Then thinking quickly, Healey let loose with this fun phrase:

Very clever. But Adrian probably has no idea how amusing it really is.

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