Koufos’ HS Coach Takes Rip At OSU’s Thad Matta

It’s a somewhat predictable pattern: when there is friction between a big-time college coach and a big-time prospect, it usually doesn’t come to the surface until that player bolts for the professional ranks. Sometimes it comes through a surrogate. Kosta Koufos, now the first-round pick of the Utah Jazz, is now embroiled in a bit of this, as his high school coach is knocking his college coach for not using him well.

Kosta Koufos

The CANTON REPOSITORY has GlenOak HS coach Jack Greynolds, Jr. calling Ohio State coach Thad Matta “clueless” because he believes Matta didn’t use Koufos properly on the offensive end.

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Ric Bucher Pukes Up Apology After Mormon Slight

Ric Bucher is an entertaining fellow. When the ESPN NBA analyst isn’t reporting incorrect trade deals, he’s offending entire states & religions.

Ric Bucher Utah Jazz fans

SPORTS MEDIA WATCH tunes in to hear Bucher go off on fans of the Utah Jazz. Appearing on Colin Cowherd’s show Wednesday, Ric tried to explain why the Jazz seem to have such a strong home-court advantage:

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This Effeminate NBA Moment Courtesy Kyle Korver

Kyle Korver keeps his awkward hitting streak alive, with this photo from NBA.com (and first discovered by DEADSPIN):

Kyle Korver

Earlier (as noted by Skeets at YAHOO), he warded off an infinitely uncomfortable line of questioning from a female SLC news anchor.

Fitting for a man who plays for a team as nonsensically-named as the Utah Jazz.

Blog-O-Rama: Pats’ “Super Bowl Shuffle” Rebuttal

• CAN’T STOP THE BLEEDING digs up the Pats’ putrid rebuttal to the ‘85 Bears’ Super Bowl Shuffle:

• ODENIZED discovers Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz can’t get any help moving.

• Meanwhile, POST GAME HEROES shows how the Pittsburgh Penguins purchase their BMWs - while acting rather badly.

• FAN IQ spots Dominique Wilkins as a slam dunk judge - for the NHL All-Star Game:

Dominique Wilkins NHL All-Star judge

• Racist comments aren’t just for LSU fans anymore, as SCOTT VAN PELT STYLE hears a female Tar Heels fan telling the Maryland Terps to “Go back to the ghetto!

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Message To Kurds Massing On Turkey’s Border?

Last time Mehmet Okur caught our eye, he was partying with Andrei Kirilenko (and someone who wasn’t Andrei’s wife, in a rather demonstrative position).

Mehmet Okur Flips The Bird

Now Matt Watson of AOL FANHOUSE has a pointer to another memorable Mehmet moment, this time as he digitizes his feelings during a recent Clippers-Jazz game at Staples Center.

No one, including the SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, was really sure who the Turk was aiming the bird at. We’re guessing it was a psychosomatic reaction to what he was thinking about Jerry Sloan at that moment. Or maybe those dratted Kurds as they mass on Turkey’s border (ok, it’s probably not that).

Somebody Forgot To Tell The Jazz They’re In Utah

FREE DARKO unearths the rarest of finds, a party in Utah. As a bonus, it involves the Utah Jazz.

Andrei Kirilenko

(Not Andrei’s lovely wife - inset)

The photos appear to be from the Jazz Christmas party, and it looks like a couple players and staffers might’ve indulged in a few too many Mai Tais.

Utah Jazz Party Andrei Kirilenko

The origin of the pics are from a Russian site featuring Andrei Kirilenko (finally our packed-away Russian pocket translator will come in handy).