• DEADSPIN wants the Miami Dolphins to know what a colorful character they’ll be getting in potential 1st pick Jake Long.

(Jake Long (r) feels pretty, oh so pretty)

• WITH LEATHER tickles their furry funny bone with these mascot bloopers.

• RANDBALL reveals that reading Tonya Harding’s website is as painful as a whack to the knee with a lead pipe.

• 100% INJURY RATE comes across some Republican speaker calling out Tiger Woods for some reason.

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• Theatergoers are certain to have a toe-tapping, knee-capping good time with Tonya Harding - the musical!

• A Phillies pitcher shares a fun flight with Pee Wee Herman.

• Pete Carroll calls other coaches lazy.

• Even the bathrooms in English soccer are violent.

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The rock opera inspired by the Tonya Harding - Nancy Kerrigan rivalry in the 1994 Winter Olympics must go on.

“Tonya & Nancy: The Rock Opera” will still be playing in a Portland, Oregon theater, as the show has done since its original chamber opera incarnation in 2006. The first 100 theatergoers were treated to a complimentary copy of “Tonya & Jeff: The Sex Tape.” Or so I might have heard. Read more…