Tebow A Cut Above The Rest; Benson Wants Mom

SbB enjoys the sights & sounds of the Virgin Islands - America’s Caribbean!

• When it comes to circumcising Filipino children, Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is a cut above the rest.

Tim Tebow With Bikini Hottie

(The Gators QB studying up on the human body)

Cedric Benson claims he wasn’t drunk, but he did want his mommy.

• Got $12,000 burning a hole in your pocket? Why not spend it on a soccer ticket in Moscow?

Jimmy Kimmel & Bill Simmons weigh in on E:6o’s age assassination of Miguel Tejada.

Nick Saban & Gary Pinkel recall the 1970 shootings at Kent State.

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Tim Tebow’s Spring Break: Circumcising Filipinos?

Dave Curtis of the ORLANDO SENTINEL reports on what Tim Tebow did on his Spring Break from UF this year: “In an impoverished village outside General Santos City in the Philippines, Tebow helped circumcise impoverished children.

Tim Tebow Circumcisizes Filipinos

At first blush, you might say, “What the hell is he doing?” But after reading the piece by Curtis, I’d be surprised if your opinion didn’t change - at least a little. Read more…

Unprecedented Feet Not Unnoticed By Sports Fan

Since we spend most of our year in Los Angeles, we’re really excited about the prospect of a long playoff run by the Lakers. And from this Flickr.com photo account, it appears we’re not alone in our undying *excitement*:

Pau Gasol's Gorgeous Feet

(Rojo soles really rock our Crocs!)

Laker hero Pau Gasol has a serious fan in “joulloue”, who either is Odor Eaters’ SoCal sales rep, or just has a natural affinity for athlete’s foot feet. And we’re happy to report that joulloue doesn’t limit his/her affection to just basketball players. Oh no!

Flickr :Loves Athletes' Feet

As you would expect, college football’s finest football player, “Giant Tim Tebow” also makes an appearance, as does “Sexy Jay Cutler“. Good times!

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Will Meyer Pull Fast One If Student Beats Gators?

Urban Meyer is touting a race at the Florida spring football game that will pit the fastest UF students against the fleetest football players the Gators can muster.

Students Race Gators For Scholarship

The coach claims that if one of the dorm rats outraces the football players, he’ll be awarded a scholarship. The race will be part of ESPN’s Tim Tebow kneepad display broadcast of the Gators spring scrimmage.

UF already has the hype machine out, claiming to the PALM BEACH POST that one of the student contestants has run a 4.28 40-yard dash in the past. Sure. Read more…

Matsui Likes The Porno, ESPN Likes The Tebow

Hideki Matsui, collector of wedding bets & even bigger collector of porn.

Hideki Matsui Japanese porn dvd cover

Tim Tebow was able to tantalize Lee Corso & crew to come down and cover the Gators’ spring practice game.

• No bones about it, skeletons were discovered during digging for the London Olympics.

• A collegiate catfight may have been caused by couple of gals claiming an assistant coach.

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No April Fools: ESPN Airs UF Spring Football Game

Lover of blogs everywhere, Barry Jackson of the MIAMI HERALD, does his best to bury the lead today in his sports media notes column by reporting on an interesting ESPN programming decision:

Chris Fowler Pantied By Florida Gator Coeds

Largely because of Tim Tebow’s popularity, ESPN will carry the Gators’ spring game at 1 p.m. April 12, with Chris Fowler, Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit on the call. A two-hour edition of College GameDay will precede it.

Wow. That doesn’t sound like a great idea by the WWL. But we think we know the real reason why ESPN would make such a nonsensical decision. Read more…

Musberger Visits Vegas, Tebow Hangs At Hooters

Jimmy Rollins has a vibrating bed; Now we’re afraid to use his bathroom.

Brent Musberger spotted at a Vegas sportsbook? You can bet on it!

Brent Musberger in sunglasses

Tim Tebow tallies another trophy, as the Gators QB and his teammates hang out at Hooters.

• The debut of Gilbert Arenas’ new Hibachi shoe has been put on the back burner.

• The father of an Oregon fan caught flipping the bird to UCLA’s Kevin Love has taken away his kid’s car.

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