Ah, the rituals of spring. The flowers are sprouting, the weather’s warming up, and Derek Jeter has a new girl. And oddly enough, she’s not even famous! I guess you can only date so may Maxim Hot 100 girls before you get bored.
According to the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS’ GATECRASHER, Jeter has turned in Minka Kelly for a newer model, a 22-year-old college student. It’s adorable! He’s introducing her to Tiger Woods, she’s playing his voicemails for her friends, and he’s giving her a sore butt. Wait, what?