• The best reason to buy EA Sports’ next college football video game? The addition of the other EA: Erin Andrews.

• John Madden lays down his last “BOOM!”, decides to call it quits.

• The NBA Playoff pairings are finally set. (All just a formality before the inevitable Kobe-LeBron finals?)

• Speaking of, the Celtics may have to spend their postseason without the services of Kevin Garnett.

• Shaq’s Barber Shop is now open for business! First reluctant customer: Suns teammate Louis Amundson.

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Another day, another high school teacher caught in a sexual relationship with a student. Today’s naughty news comes from Edwardsville, Illinois, where a 37-year-old female teacher was arrested for gettin’ it on with a then-17-year-old male student.

The BELLEVILLE NEWS-DEMOCRAT reports that Kasey E. Johnes was arrested & charged Wednesday with sexual assault & aggravated criminal sexual abuse. The health teacher admitted to having a hot ‘n’ heavy relationship with the now senior student, a forbidden union that lasted for five months until it was ended in February.

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• Police have put the cuffs on the pyromaniacal perpetrators who messed up Donovan McNabb’s suburban Phoenix lawn.

(Criminal masterminds Rex Perkins [L] & Ryan Hanlon [R])

• Notre Dame denies the rumors that they want to grab Jon Gruden.

• First Sir Charles, and now the D-Backs mascot. Guys, just call a cab.

• This parrot has ceased to be … a spectator at an English soccer game, because he kept impersonating the ref’s whistle.

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