• RANDBALL spikes over a nice sit-down chat with pro beach volleyball vixen Rachel Wacholder.

• SI’s EXTRA MUSTARD informs us that for only $10,000, Barry Sanders & Terrell Davis will come by and eat all your Super Bowl snacks.

• You can have your Memphis & Kansas - THE ANGRY T is rooting for the New Jersey Institute of Technology to complete their own perfect season.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY is Bullish on South Florida visiting Notre Dame in 2011.

The big question is: When will Jenn Sterger be showing up in South Bend?

• DEEP SOUTH SPORTS doesn’t take kindly to SPORTSLINE’s Gregg Doyel arguing about Archie Manning overshadowing his boys.

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South Florida senior linebacker Ben Moffitt has been portrayed as the perfectly dedicated husband & father, driving a 55-mile commute from campus everyday to be with his wife & two children - all while pursuing his football dreams.

But the missus spoke out on Thursday, saying that Moffitt’s ‘family man’ image is a farce.

Shauna Moffitt tells the ST. PETERSBURG TIMES that Ben had in fact walked out on her and his 5-year-old son & 3-year-old daughter back in November, and has hardly heard from him since.

“He is living a lie. He’s lying to everyone. He’s not helping (us) with anything.”

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HOPING THEY HAVE GANG SHOWERS IN USF’S COED DORMS: BUSTED COVERAGE has some photos of South Florida lineman Thomas Edenfield surrounded by some hottie coeds (we especially love the aspiring Jenna Jameson):

At bottom (on right), Edenfield shows that he’s still got a ways to go as an offensive lineman:

That’s clearly a hold.

• Hot dog! FOX SPORTS grills up news that the Cleveland Indians have signed Kobayashi to a 2-year deal:

No, not that Kobayashi, you wiener.
• SPIRIT OF JAKE PLUMMER tries to help Jerry Buss by offering these Kobe trade proposals.• CNBC’s Darren Rovell follows the loon-acy of the currency exchange rate and its effect on the Toronto Blue Jays.

• SAMMY’S SPORTS SERMONS circles the wagons to present their photo essay of Sunday night’s Bills tailgating:

• LION IN OIL is all abuzz about official MLB playoff game-used bug spray on the auction block.• PANTHER RANTS isn’t so bullish about South Florida’s upcoming visit to Pittsburgh.

• DEADSPIN discovers where all the pre-printed apparel of championship losers ends up:

Bet the youngsters in Senegal can’t wait for their 2007 Colorado Rockies World Series shirts to show up!• RUMORS AND RANTS knows USC QB Mark Sanchez is feeling the heat, but it’s nothing compared to what his dad is facing in battling SoCal wildfires.

• INFO WORLD warns of Microsoft having to deal with their own “Kobe Bryant” moment.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY crosses paths with one horny Florida football fan:

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT takes off to see how some ex-NFL hopefuls are doing in the Great White North, eh?• While tracking down the whereabouts of ex-West Virginia star Kevin Pittsnogle, 100% INJURY RATE finds a French player that just has to make it to the NBA - Steeve Ho You Fat.

• OUR BOOK OF SCRAP watches their head, as GoDaddy Girl and WWE wrestler Candice Michelle takes a nasty spill off the top turnbuckle.

Don’t forget to check out the numerous replays!• JERRY’S WHEELHOUSE joins the revolution, as Versus can possibly be the rebel yell against the ESPN sports dictatorship.

• Maybe Pete Carroll’s right about the Irish turf: THE BLUE-GRAY SKY jumps at news of a Army paratrooper hurting his foot while landing at Notre Dame Stadium on Saturday.

• South Florida just can’t get any respect, as MORE CREDIBLE discovers ESPN mistaking the Bulls’ logo with rival Central Florida’s:

• YAY SPORTS! NBA is ready for battle, as Gilbert Arenas recruits for war - paintball war!• SHAKEDOWN SPORTS learns a lesson from Maryland QB Josh Portis, who’s telling elementary schoolchildren not to cheat.

ERIN ANDREWS PROBABLY NOW OFF THE USF BANDWAGON: It’s a shame that the South Florida bandwagon derailed in Piscataway last Thursday. It’s bad enough that Jenn Sterger will probably stop coming to the games. What’s worse for the Bulls is that they’ve let down Erin Andrews:

Before Rutgers went and ruined it all, USF’s student paper THE ORACLE got a chance to turn the tables on Andrews, and interview the ESPN sideline sweetheart about the Bulls’ ride to stardom.When asked about all the attention, Erin described it as “very weird“. She mentioning how as a TV intern in Tampa, she would be working on USF football stories when the young program was still operating out of trailers.

And Erin gave a thumbs up to her employer, as she was quite happy the way ESPN showed her hometown during the Worldwide Leader’s coverage of South Florida’s big home win against West Virginia.You can excuse the Oracle interviewer for being a little nervous. He flubbed a couple of questions, and at the end, thanked Erin by calling her “Andrew”.

Sadly, Erin probably won’t be back on the sidelines at Raymond James Stadium all decked out in green ‘n’ gold - unless all the BCS top ten teams lose again.