Game 3 of Lakers/Magic this week was pretty awesome, right? Jonathan Weaver is sure glad he didn’t miss it. Even if he is in jail for tying up and gagging his girlfriend’s children, so they wouldn’t need him to babysit while he watched the game. Totally worth it.
(After Googling “tied up children,” the FBI is probably en route to my house.)
Weaver, 20, of Las Vegas, didn’t really want to babysit his girlfriend’s kids while she went to night school. Women! Always needing you when sports are on! So he did what any rational man would: he physically restrained the 1- and 2-year-olds while he went to the bar.