• DEADSPIN helps unhooks some of Boston’s lastest Red Sox merch.

• THE WORLD OF ISAAC wonders if Joel Piniero is in the right sport, as the Cardinals pitcher does a kick save & a beauty off a line drive.

• While Lee Elia tries to cash in on his 25-year-old tirade, WALKOFF WALK remembers another memorable MLB meltdown courtesy of Goose Gossage.

• THE SCORES REPORT is overwhelmed with all the underclassmen declaring for the NBA Draft.

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Bottom of the 9th. Two outs. Two strikes. The Boston Red Sox, up 4-3, are one more out away from defeating their hated rival, the New York Yankees. Robinson Cano is at the plate. Here’s the windup and the pitch …

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Welcome to tonight’s exciting NASCAR action!

Such a scene was seen by by viewers on Fox last Saturday, as the end of the Sox-Yanks game was suddenly interrupted by the start of the Subway Fresh Fit 500 in Phoenix. (Wonder if Jared told the gentlemen to start their engines - but not before interesting them in the latest additions to his ginormous porn collection?)

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• AZ SPORTS HUB keeps their hands off the joystick, as Matt Leinart reveals he doesn’t like to play with himself:

• WITH LEATHER is all smiles after viewing this ad for NBA toothbrushes.

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING reviews the 21st century edition of American Gladiators.

• Good grief! HOME RUN DERBY finds a real life Charlie Brown on the mound:

• AOL FANHOUSE discovers that not everyone was so thrilled to take part in Buffalo’s outdoor hockey game.

• 100% INJURY RATE plants the seeds of an Ohio State fan laying it all on the lawn.

• BASEBALL FEVER spots Robinson Cano trading his Yankee Stadium uniform for some thing in Shea, er, Che:

• The LONDON TIMES slows down at news of Switzerland starting up speed limits - on the slopes.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED gives a respectful shout-out to the Jackie Robinson of bouncing brew, the first black beer pong player.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS can’t believe someone wouldn’t vote for Tom Brady as NFL MVP:

• Speaking of Patriot honors, Greg Cote of the MIAMI HERALD argues that naming Bill Belichick NFL Coach of the Year is like giving Michael Vick a humanitarian award.

• VEGAS WATCH bets the Memphis Tigers can go undefeated.