Gisele’s not in Maxim’s Hot 100? Looks like it’s time for Tom to trade her in.

• It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! A Cinderella story - caught on tape!

• Why must the children pay for the sins of the mother - especially when it comes to Little League concessions?

• The Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders flock down to the Dominican Republic for their bikini calendar shoot.

• The T-Wolves’ Fred Hoiberg will be bringing along a special stuffed friend to make the NBA Lottery a little more bearable.

• Does Mike Tyson really want a Slice of Kimbo?

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When it comes to off-field activities, it seems that Bill Parcells prefers his players toking up instead of getting down.

While the Dolphins boss isn’t so thrilled with Jason Taylor out dancing with the stars, the Big Tuna doesn’t appear to have a big problem with Ricky Williams and his past herbal recreation.

LARRY BROWN SPORTS lights up the story from the SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL, where the rasta running back says he was sure he would be moved out of Miami once Parcells took over: Read more…

• Bill Williamson of ESPN’s HASHMARKS tokes up word that Ricky Williams could have joined in on the fun of Cedric Benson’s big boating adventure.

• THE SIDNEY CROSBY SHOW skates over video of the Pittsburgh Penguins having some post-game fun with Flyers fans.

• HOME RUN DERBY knows how heated the Cubs-Cardinals rivalry can be, especially when it comes to rigging a jalapeno-eating contest.

• Did your mom sleep with Wilt Chamberlain? THE WORLD OF ISAAC offers this helpful quiz to find out.

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Another season of Spike TV’s “Pros vs. Joes” has been thrust upon us. And what better way to celebrate than to run somebody over:

(Check out the hit at :19)

That’s the one & only Ricky Williams, who seems to have recovered nicely from his chest injury. Hopefully, Rick helped the pummeled Joe to some of his medical mary jane aftewards.

And guess who else was showing off their mad skillz for the Spike crowd?

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• The BIG LEAD has a posting from a Florida State sports fansite that claims students who skip class will have their FSU football tickets taken away (and miss this next to you in the student section):

• Adam Rose of the LOS ANGELES TIMES reviews the entire Reggie Bush book penned by Don Yaeger, and reports there’s plenty of dirt to be hauled.

• TMZ has the most emasculating moment of Tom Brady’s life - recorded to video. *fist punch*

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RICKY’S SEASON NIPPED IN THE BUD AFTER CHEST INJURY: Well, that was quick.

Only six carries into his first NFL game in 18 months, and Ricky Williams is already out for the season:

The PALM BEACH POST reports that the Dolphins RB tore a chest muscle during Monday’s night mudbath against the Steelers.The injury came during the 2nd quarter, when a Pittsburgh LB stepped on Williams’ shoulder while chasing after Ricky’s fumble. Sources say Williams will need at least four months to fully recover.

Luckily, Ricky should already have proper medicine handy.

RICKY WILLIAMS READY TO ROLL FOR DOLPHINS TONIGHT: The Dolphins are high on Ricky Williams again, enough to have the rasta RB hit the grass tonight in Pittsburgh:

The SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL reports that Williams will play when Miami faces the Steelers tonight.The reinstated Ricky was activated to the Dolphins roster earlier today, after serving an 18-month suspension for violating the league’s drug policy.

With soggy & cold conditions forecast for Heinz Field this evening, Williams may light up just to keep warm.