Pitching Machine Burgled In Poorly Planned Heist

We all did some pretty stupid things in college. For some reason I thought it imperative to steal a table, two chairs and a hand truck from our student center. But at least all those things eventually came in handy. So what’s one student’s excuse for stealing a pitching machine?

Pitching Machine

Michael Szarnrej, a student at Salem State, had a foolproof plan to walk into the athletic center, take out a 65-pound pitching machine, and tell an employee he “just wanted to use it.” The plan, shockingly, didn’t work.

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