Jacknutapparel.com earns a plug for this delightful money grab at the expense of self-hating Seahawk Owen Schmitt:

Here’s a photo and video of Seattle Seahawks player Owen Schmitt, who split his forehead in pregame warmups today by … wait for it … hitting himself with his own helmet.

(Scariest part? Fullback Schmitt played in the game, catching one pass)

 What would possess Schmitt to consider doing such a crazy thing in the first place?

Why, because he did it *successfully* in college at West Virginia. (Where he was a walk-on, no less.)

(Introducing the Forrest Griffin of football)

Video of his head exploding today after the jump. Read more…