This Cedric Benson boating brouhaha keeps getting better & better.

• It’s no surprise that Danica Patrick would have men falling at her feet - but under her tires?

• Shaquille O’Neal is caught talking out of his ass again.

• Don’t tell anyone, but Ray Allen’s mom & step-dad are in the witness protection program.

• What’s in your wallet? One Florida Gator had a dead woman’s credit card in his.

• Tony Dungy takes time during a Tampa school visit to talk smack about the Pats.

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Keith Olbermann goes Girls-Gone-Wild as he uncovers the new Yankee Stadium with his handy handheld video camera.

Referring to his journey through wet concrete as a “*double-secret* tour“, he records the first public video of the David Ortiz jersey hole, among some of the other previously unknown features of the billion-dollar-plus ballpark. Read more…

Twelve months ago, Roger Clemens told the crowd at Yankee Stadium that he was coming back to the Bronx - and Suzyn Waldman went bonkers.

Now, a Mitchell Report, Brian McNamee, Mindy McCready & Paula Dean Daly later, the Yankees’ radio gal shares her thoughts on the Rocket’s burnout in the public eye.

Neil Best of NEW YORK NEWSDAY catches up with Waldman, who says she’s saddened by how happy people seem to be to crush Clemens:

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The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry is just as violent & ridiculous as ever. It’s sad enough that the bad blood has lead to vehicular manslaughter. But how about a Yanks fan punching a Sox fan, suing said Sox fan - and winning?

The SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE jabs up the news of Mario Melendez, a Bronx Bomber supporter who successfully sued Boston backer David Sanborn after the two engaged in a quick brawl at a SoCal bar. Read more…

We’ve had concerns about A-Rod’s manliness (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but his wife gives us yet another reason to wonder.

Cynthia Rodriguez recently admitted, “As tough and big as he seems, he is real wimpy around doctors or any type of medical situation.” Why would she make such embarrassing accusations?

Could be because her hubby passed out during the birth of their first daughter. Read more…

The New Hampshire driver who ran over & killed a Red Sox fan is being held without bail. The NASHUA TELEGRAPH reports that Ivonne Hernandez will remain in jail while facing charges of second-degree murder in the death of Matthew Beaudoin.

Hernandez, a self-proclaimed Yankees fan, drove her car through a group of Sox fans after an argument in a local bar. But, according to prosecutor Susan Morrell, Hernandez had an explanation for her vehicular assault:

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Yeah, the New York-Boston rivalry can be a fierce one at times, but in the case of Matthew Beaudoin, the bad blood went too far.

The NASHUA (NH) TELEGRAPH reports that 43-year-old Ivonne Hernandez has been charged with 2nd-degree murder for running over the 29-year-old Beaudoin, who died from his injuries.

And it was all because of a Yankees-Red Sox spat. Read more…