Goodell Takes Aim At Record Rookie Contracts

Ah, the broadsides that inevitably come with labor negotiations. Per the AP, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is planning to take a crack at reducing the rookie contracts many think are ridiculous — considering they are much more than what veterans will earn. The commissioner called deals such as the ones Atlanta Falcons QB Matt Ryan and Miami Dolphins O-lineman Jake Long signed “ridiculous.”

Roger Goodell in chair

It will be particularly difficult for Lord Rog to be able to extract a change in the rookie salary scale out of NFLPA head Gene Upshaw because the union can and will demand some serious concessions in any change to the draftees’ first contracts.

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Man Dies At Cowboys Stadium Construction Site

The worksite in Arlington, Texas where the Cowboys are building their new, billion-dollar stadium endured its second serious accident within the last week.

Cowboys Construction site

Timothy Mackinnon, 45, of Arlington, made contact with a power line yesterday and died. Despite a fast reaction time from emergency services, he could not be revived, and was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Read more…

Ravens Mini-Camp Fracas Involves Entire Team

The Baltimore Ravens went 5-11 last year and were the only team in the league to lose to the Dolphins.

Baltimore Ravens Fight

Now, with a new head coach in John Harbaugh, the Ravens are eager to pummel the only opponents they have right now: each other. Read more…

Former NFL Lineman Gets Six Years In Prison

Luis Sharpe played 12 years in the NFL and made three Pro Bowls. The native Cuban was arrested in November for smoking crack. In an adult bookstore.

Luis Sharpe Crackhead

He was arrested a second time in February, but this time, he didn’t get off. Read more…

Jerry Jones Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been described as outlandish, arrogant, innovative, idiotic, and selfish, and all of those are true. But now we can add another descriptor to that infamous profile of his.

Steve Urkel Jerry Jones

(thanks to WithLeather for the photo)

Jerry Jones is an a$$ man.

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Brian Urlacher Wants Money, Love, and New Neck

What is it with Chicago Bears linebackers?  I thought they were supposed to be tough guys.  But based on Brian Urlacher’s latest antics, that’s quite the fallacy.

urlacher dinosaur

First, Urlacher used a sore back and neck as an excuse for his subpar performance last year.  Then, he complained that he wasn’t getting paid enough.  Then, he demanded more money.  Then, he said he’d retire.

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Sad: No Leinart Underage Girl Panic Button (Yet)

Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart sure has learned a lot of lessons. Don’t assume a senior season means another BCS championship. Don’t impregnate your college sweetheart. Don’t think being a top-five draft pick is easy. Don’t assume you’re going to start just because the alternative is Kurt Warner. And don’t show up in drunken photos with girls. (This one took some practice to nail down.) And if you do show up in drunken photos with girls, be sure to tell the coach first.

Ken Whisenhunt Is Hugh Beaumont

(With Matty Leinart as “The Beaver”)

The LOS ANGELES TIMES spoke with Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt, who said he heard about the now-famous Leinart photos from Leinart himself the morning they were published. Read more…

Dwayne Jarrett’s Offseason Off To Swerving Start

Dwayne Jarrett, the former USC standout-turned-struggling Carolina Panthers rookie recorded his first stat of 2008: 1 DUI.

Dwayne Jarrett Carolina Panthers

The wide receiver was pulled over in a Charlotte, North Carolina suburb at around 3 am early Tuesday morning. He had driven over the center line and would fail field sobriety tests after being pulled over. And if the cop had asked him to run a few routes, he probably would have screwed that up, too. Read more…

Bloginalia: The Rog Is Cleaning Up Nicely

CNBC’S DARREN ROVELL documents the otherworldly haul of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. It’s good to be king.

Roger Goodell

SMALL WHITE BALL has a recap of Christian Okoye and “Thunder” Dan Majerle in Pros vs. Joes. Okoye certainly didn’t look like this.

THE SPORTING BLOG found somebody enjoying themselves, at least before they saw “Semi-Pro.”

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