If Danica & Ashley show up in “Speed Racer 2“, then we might go see it.

• A well-meaning “Melons” waitress helps clear the confusion about Roger Clemens mackin’ on a 15-year-old Mindy McCready.

• Ex-KC Chiefs kicker Nick Lowery is getting ready to marry to a major MILF - annnnnd it’s good!

• Having Richard Jefferson show up for a birthday celebration gets a party host all choked up.

• Kenny Mayne’s got a book out. Someday we may read it.

• John Wooden. Vin Scully. One night. One stage. Be there.

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The FORT MYERS NEWS-PRESS reports that a woman who claimed to be “inseparable” with Mindy McCready during her alleged underage affair with Roger Clemens says she was not 15 when McCready met (and had sex with) him.

(The only woman west of the Mississippi yet to be questioned in Clemens affair)

The woman, Jennifer Sirbaugh, and McCready “lived across from each other in Fort Myers when Sirbaugh was 16. They were roommates for less than a year at Gulfstream Isles apartments, when both worked at Melons, a Hooters wannabe in south Fort Myers.” Read more…

• Tony Kanaan’s wife suggests her IRL hubby go throw on a dress if he’s gonna qualify behind Danica Patrick.

Maybe a little stylish number like this?

• Speaking of married life, a couple of Dallas DJs don’t show much respect to some of the Royals’ significant others.

• First, Mindy McCready’s mom confirms her daughter’s connection to Roger Clemens. Now, the country singer’s dad adds that the two did the tantric tango together.

• Jason Taylor tries to bring some football flair to “Dancing With The Stars.” Bill Parcells remains unimpressed.

• Hulk Hogan caught placing his 24-inch pythons on some pretty posteriors.

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The whole family has now weighed in on Mindy McCready’s long-time collaboration with Roger Clemens. After Mindy first spilled the beans, her mom confirmed the coupling. Now, dear ol’ dad is putting his two cents in.

The NEW YORK POST reports that Tim McCready announced the two have known each other for over a decade, and agrees that nothing intimate happened between them.

Well, not at first. Read more…

• Our new favorite online destination - THE UGLY BASEBALL CARD BLOG.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT gives a toast to this clueless Tigers fan, who bought his 7-year-old an alcoholic drink without even realizing it.

• Based on her confirmed cozing-up with Roger Clemens, SIGNAL TO NOISE has some song suggestions for Mindy McCready’s upcoming album.

• Greg Oden bids aloha from the Big Island of Hawaii. May we suggest a side trip to Maui? The scenery is unbelievable.

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• Country singer Mindy McCready admits that she’s been randy with Roger Clemens for quite some time - starting back when she was just 15.

Is it true? Well, Mindy’s mom confirms the connection.

• Just about a week after Danica Patrick tasted victory, Ashley Force is the latest hot motor mama to roll into the winner’s circle.

• A topless cyclist has been terrorizing and/or tantalizing a California town for some time now.

• LeBron James has no time for a photo-op with a lowly fan like you.

• Who would’ve though that women’s collegiate track & field relays would be so violent. Thank goodness Allison Stokke sticks to pole vaulting.

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