Orange Toss Leads To Arrest and Anarchy at HS

There are plenty of good reasons to stand up for your rights. Numerous worthy causes that warrant shaking off the chains of oppression. An orange in a high school cafeteria is not one of them.

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Martrell Terrell, in addition to having a spectacular name, was a basketball standout at Stroudsburg High in Eastern Pennsylvania. Last Thursday he made the mistake of entering the food service area of the cafeteria at lunch to get an orange, for a classmate who had dropped hers. What followed was an epic example of things escalating too far, a student body protest, and an administration trying to Orange Crush all dissent.

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