Could you have ever imagined Kim Jong Il coming up in a discussion about the race for the Heisman Trophy? (Hold up on Clausen for a second, let me finish …)
(Ingram claims he shot a 69 in 8th grade, still 35 shots shy of Kim)
Don Kausler Jr. of the BIRMINGHAM NEWS has a report today on Alabama running back Mark Ingram that reads like it was ripped straight from THE ONION:
How athletic is Alabama’s sophomore running back, who now is a front-runner for the Heisman Trophy?
He once bowled a 248.
And he once shot a 69 in golf.
As an eighth grader.
So, like the North Korean news agency that once reported Kim shot a round of -38, how did Kausler happen on this magnificient discovery and what exhaustive measures did he take to lock down the information as legitimate before publishing it in Alabama’s largest daily newspaper?