• DEADSPIN is saddened to hear Jose Lima may be done with baseball.

Sadder still, does this mean no more sightings of his lovely wife, Melissa?

• WITH LEATHER needs an athletic supporter, as Antwan Jamison gets crowned in the family jewels.

• CHATTER BALKS eavesdrops on the monumental meet-up between his holiness Pope Benedict & his heftiness Tommy Lasorda.

• Michael Hiestand of USA TODAY hereby declares Erin Andrews as “TV sports’ first It Girl.”

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A lot of people, including the esteemed Matt Mosley of HASHMARKS, had former Oklahoma wide receiver Malcolm Kelly as an easy first-round pick. But then he ran a bad 40-yard dash and (arguably worse) publicly blamed his coaches for it.

Now, Mosley suggests, he’ll be lucky to be picked on the first day of the draft. Read more…