Suspects Fingered In Mini-Wrestler Murder Case

Because I know that you’ve been clamoring for justice in the sad deaths of little-person Mexican wrestlers La Parkita and Espectrito Jr., I bring you this breaking news. A woman has been detained by Mexican police, who believe she is one of the two presumed prostitutes who drugged the tiny wrestlers in a hotel room, where they were later found dead. Why do I say “presumed” prostitutes? You’ll understand after the jump (yech).

Mexican authorities have also arrested five hotel workers who may have tampered with hotel surveillance in order to obscure the identities of the two sex workers. Meanwhile, a memorial service and funeral for the wrestlers — whose real names are Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez — was held recently. As seen above, apparently some of the mourners wore masks. That didn’t even happen at the Michael Jackson funeral, did it? Read more…