NASCAR, more than any other American sport, will contort its product to meet the needs of its sponsors, especially considering how few are left. Therefore, when America rose as one and demanded banks stop spending frivolously on marketing to try to get more customers to help increase their business, banks dove as one for cover. Citi Field? Shame! Chase Field? Horror!
(It’s Claritin clear what’s going on here)
This, of course, explains the newly renamed NASCAR Banking 500 only from Bank of America (from the Bank of America 500). The fall race in Charlotte (at the morally acceptable Lowe’s Motor Speedway) might as well rename the banks in each turn “inclined financial institutions” just to see how gullible the public truly is.
And yet this isn’t close to the worst obfuscation NASCAR had to deal with this week…