Proud Papa! Khloe Still Hasn’t Met Lamar’s Kids

This week the Lamar Odom unveiled his much-anticipated clothing line in Beverly Hills, and when they weren’t overawed by Odom’s fashion mastery (Khloe: “I love it, I think it’s amazing!”, the press quizzed Odom and Khloe Kardashian about some of the details of their mock marriage.

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(Shirt: Part of Odom’s new fashion line)

When asked about having kids with Kardashian, Odom said, “Maybe one day, hopefully. That’s what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring.

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Having kids is certainly a natural progression for any made-for-ryan-seacrest-produced-reality-tv-show couple. And the good news is, the pseudo newlyweds don’t have to rush because Odom already has two kids - right Khloe?

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(Do you think I’m good looking?)

Oh, wait.

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Odom To Khloe: You’ll Get NOTHING And Like It

It’s been reported the last 48 hours that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have agreed to a pre-nuptial agreement. RadarOnline.com is claiming an “exclusive” in providing these details:

Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Fake Marriage a Scam All Along

a flat sum of about $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family

Not too sure how exclusive that is though, considering the exact same information has been circulating on the web for weeks now - probably leaked by the Kardashian camp.

But there’s at least one report claiming intimate knowledge of the *agreement*, and her account is quite different than what the main media was fed. Read more…

Lamar Odom’s 1st Quotes About Khloe Kardashian

Lamar Odom finally went on the record today to talk about his “marriage” to Khloe Kardashian, which incidentally is not yet a legal union. (And for all we know, never will be.)

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Odom gave it up to ESPN 710’s Steve Mason and John Ireland, who host an afternoon drive show on the Los Angeles station. Why those guys? Ireland is also sideline reporter for Lakers TV broadcasts and travels with the team for months on end, so Odom obviously knows and trusts him.

The interview was more than a little awkward when it came to Odom talking about his relationship with Kardashian, as he was somewhat contractually constrained by E! over how he could express his undying love and affection for a woman whom he met a mere month ago.

But the radio duo did glean an iota of insight from Odom on why he decided to (loosely) tie the knot.

Transcript of his comments after the jump. Read more…

First Khloe Kardashian ‘Wedding’ Photos Posted

Here’s the first ‘wedding’ photo posted of Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom:

Khloe Kardashian Wedding Photos Posted

(Credit X17Online.com)

What a happy couple!

Wonder why she’s shielding her face and L.O. isn’t? Could it be she’s getting $300,000 for the official photos from a celebutard rag, and Odom is getting the same amount you and I are.

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Odom-Khloe Reality Show To Air On Y? Channel

The fake wedding of fake celebrity Khloe Kardashian to hopeless dolt Lamar Odom apparently happened Sunday afternoon. The marriage is reportedly non-binding, meaning the fraudulent ceremony was expressly held so Kardashian could make off with $300,000 from OK! magazine for the fake wedding photos. (The mag will then subsequently fleece readers and website advertisers.)

Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Fake Marriage a Scam All Along

Odom? The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports he’ll receive zero for the photos. Read more…