Ex-NBA Player Busted: Weed ‘Between Buttocks’

Nate Carlisle of the SALT LAKE TRIBUNE reports today that if you’re a former NBA player and transporting several bags of weed in one of your unfortunate orifices while in a moving vehicle, you might want to consider wearing your selt belt.

Former NBA Player Robert Whaley Busted For Weed

(As cops found out and Whitney always sez, crack is wack)

Salt Lake County “gang detectives” pulled over a car yesterday because passenger Robert Whaley, a former NBA player with the Utah Jazz, wasn’t belted.

Then the fun began.

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